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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Haiti judge: 10 Americans should be released


Earlier today a Haitian judge announced his opinion that 10 Americans should be released. This comes days after he received a special singing, dancing telegram from an unknown contact in America. It is unclear whether or not this is related, however the song choice is particularly disturbing.

An unknown and unconfirmed eyewitness stated that a large slightly balding man sang "The Sign", originally performed by Ace of Bass for the Judge and danced in a threatening way. Afterwards, he handed the judge an envelope that it is believed contained at least $5 American dollars.

Some would say this was a clear threat and intended to persuade the judges decision.


(Note: This information is entirely unconfirmed and may even be fictional.)